Kerch - all beaches

Not bad

We arrived in Crimea on August 20th and I called ahead to let them know we would be arriving late due to a traffic jam. They assured us not to worry and that they would wait for us. Upon arrival, we were pleasantly surprised to see that they were indeed waiting for us and had prepared dinner and our room. It was a nice gesture considering our reservation was made without a prepayment. Another delightful surprise was that the 2-room suite we booked for four people turned out to be a 3-room suite with a living room and two bedrooms. The food was delicious and diverse, and the staff was incredibly friendly. Throughout our stay, we never witnessed any disagreements or scandals among them, giving us the feeling that we were among close friends or family. The area was small yet cozy, and they had clearly put effort into the landscape design, with a playground, relaxation areas, and verandas. Our whole family felt very comfortable, and the staff seemed to have a special fondness for our youngest child. The beach was nearby, and the sea was warm and surprisingly not as dirty as some people claim. Although the beach itself was quite dirty, I highly recommend taking a walk towards the rocky shore at sunset. The breathtaking views of the sea and the sound of waves crashing against the stones will leave you captivated. This place is especially suitable for families who prefer a peaceful and comfortable environment over hustle and bustle.

This beach is an excellent choice for a peaceful family getaway with camping. However, it is important to have a regular car to reach the location as there is no road available. Instead, you have to navigate through mountains and hills on a rough gravel path. It is also crucial to ensure that your tents and pegs are suitable for the strong winds that frequently occur at this beach, as many unprepared tents have been blown away in the past. Additionally, there is no connectivity in this area, although occasionally you might be able to catch a weak signal if you climb to the highest point and find a suitable spot. However, such areas are scarce.

The shoreline in question hardly qualifies as a beach, given its dilapidated state and lack of any semblance of natural beauty. Instead, it appears to be a vestige of a bygone era, complete with corroded play equipment and unstable parasols. The water is hardly inviting, with a thick layer of decomposing seaweed extending a full meter from the shore. Only a narrow strip of three meters has been cleared for safe entry into the sea.

We were at Pavilion 36, specifically Tin One. We requested a table and service, but unfortunately, all the dishes were filled with an excessive amount of Bitter salad. Additionally, there were an overwhelming number of flies, making it difficult to even see the table. The air conditioning couldn't handle the heat, resulting in an unpleasant odor. When we asked for a fan, they demanded extra payment and rudely hung up on us. Overall, I strongly discourage others from visiting this place.